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Here are some of the more entertaining conversations Crazy Anne finds herself in the middle of. Enjoy, and have a great laugh!
" I can't type, hon. Especially not when I'm excited. You know that."
"Yeffac."
"Caff, it took me the LONGEST time to figure out how to grab the tongue...."
"I'm EMS, sweetie. First do no harm, and all that. I don't shoot. I just tickle!"
* Caffey once more screams along to Faith Hill and hubby's "Let's Make Love"...*
"CAFFEINE!!! YEAH!!!"
"BAH ::Holds up Caffey's Cotton floral panties:: Heard you gave a pair to TUVOK!"
*CrazyAnne cufflies Cafflies*
* mishmash heads spins in confusion..*
"do i get an honorary pair of garters ALMVoyagr?"
"I'm sorry could someone hand me my teddy bear?" *VEG* "Mid section problems... Full... 'gutter' moment."
* NiekeWing sticks out her tongue at Caffey
- Caffey"yup. I'm yer betareader ESPECIALLY when you're excited."
- Crazy Anne
- Kerry"I'm gonna get you for Yeffac, Wyrrek... I swear I am..."
- Caffey
- Crazy Anne"But finally, you did, so...
"
- Caffey"do I wanna know?"
- Thinkey
- Kerry"You tickle? Good thing you're overseas, then. I'm ticklish..."
- Caffey"Emergency Medical Spockogram?"
- Crazy Anne"LOL!"
- Caffey*hides*
- Crazy Anne"Emergency Medical Storyteller!!!"
- Caffey"EM Snugglebunny!"
- Crazy Anne
"Don't scream, hon. Sing. You'll wreck your vocal cords if you sing."
- Crazy Anne"I'll remember that. 'You'll wreck your vocal cords if you sing.' "
- Caffey"ohhhh boy, my bad. I think K finally got to me."
- Crazy Anne"Which is probably better for you, mind ya."
- Caffey"yes, but not for you. You'll ask me in a year's time what happened to your voice and your ears."
- Crazy Anne"Do I have ears?"
- Caffey, being nuts again...
- Caffey
"Sometimes I forget you're Greman."
- Crazy Anne
"Just WHAT is that supposed to mean, eh?" Greman?! *dying now*
- Caffey
"wha? Oh, oopsie, m'bad again...."
- Crazy Anne
"Pressuming you didn't misspell, what did ya mean ?"
- Caffey
"Well, uhh.... lemme tell you about this game I used to play...."
- Crazy Anne
* Caffey is listening*
"the stairs at my parents' place are real interesting. When I was ten, I had this fascination of *sliding*, head first, backwards, DOWN the stairs.... while the other people slid down, normally, bump bump bump on the carpeted stairs.... "
- Crazy Anne
"Ouch ... ow ow ow ow ..."
- Caffey
"they turned into VERY interesting gremlins..... especially my friend Susan, just after she broke her nose when we were both twelve..."
"lol... it didn't hurt. It was FUN!!!! I did it for YEARS! still do sometimes!"
- Crazy Anne
"But what had that to do with my question?"
- Caffey
"wellllllllllllllllllll....... one day, I got tonguetied...."
- Crazy Anne
"Ewwww ... tonguetied or gagged?"
- Caffey
"I was laughing my slide off the stairs and talking at the same time, telling my friend Susan just HOW Gremlinish she looked upside down.... except I said Greman..."
- Crazy Anne
"LOL!!!! ow ow ... laughing hurts ... "
- Caffey
"I told her she had four eyes... ten nostrils... 5 mouths..."
- Crazy Anne
"Okay. I'm glad you didn't say German."
- Caffey
"I meant to say Gremlin but it came out wrong as I thwacked my head against a concrete wall... I'd thumped-bumped-slid-thwumphed down the stairs, head first, face up, too fast...."
- Crazy Anne
"LOL!!! I know ... I shouldn't be laughing ... but ... but ... but mental picture is just too cute! Can't help it...."
- Caffey
"I was laughing too! Even as it happened, and I'm laughing harder now!"
- Crazy Anne
"OMG, laughing HURTS!!!" *falls over again* "Mind if I go make coffee now? It'll calm me down. Then again, naw, it won't."
- Caffey
* CrazyAnne hooks Caff to an intravenous coffee drip*
"But, you know, I don't like it when there's too much blood in my caffeine stream."
- Caffey
- ALMVoyager
"mish, you have more than one head?"
- Crazy Anne
"lol- yep- think about it..."
- Mishmash
*CrazyAnne's mind in gutter*
"sorry- that was rude.."
- Mishmash
"Way cool. How do I grow a second head?"
- Caffey
" ummm you have a head Caffey? OH A HEAD"
- Adrienne
- Mishmash
"No you get cotton floral panties Mish"
- Adrienne
"not my size ALMVoyagr"
- Mishmash
"no no they're replicated ::Holds them up:: they're replicated . .they fit ya"
- Adrienne
"lol- u sure they are cotton?"
- Mishmash
"yes . . they were Caffey's . . but one spin cycle and well . . . irish spring clean... 100% cotton"
- Adrienne
"girl talk- scares us every time...lol"
- Mishmash
::sings:: "I am wommmaaaann . . heeaaarr me roar . . from the . . from the . . duh duh duh duuuuuh duh"
- Adrienne
"Silk panties are the best..."
- Julian
"how about silk boxers?"
- Mishmash
"I've got silk boxers... and they aren't that wonderful..."
- Julian
::grabs whip:: "Come here sexy boy" ::Uses deep voice:: "OH THAT IS SO NOT ME LOL"
- Adrienne
"It is..."
- Caffey
mishmash rofl
*Adrienne sweet irish lass*
"It SO is."
- Caffey
"SHUDDUP now CAFFEY COTTON ... COTTON FLORAL ... COTTON FLORAL PANTIES ... ha!"
- Adrienne
"SHADDUP!!!"
- Caffey
"NO YOU SHUDDUP lol..."
- Adrienne
"NO YOU!"
- Caffey
"YOU"
- Adrienne
"for gods sake- get some coffee...lol"
- Mishmash
::gets story telling voice:: "it all started one day when i sent a fateful reply letter to her jc story with which she replied then i replied then she replied then i replied then she replied then i replied well, you get the drift"
- Adrienne
"Addy we get the point"
- NiekeWing butts in
"We get the point."
- Caffey
"and somehow we got here... hee"
- Adrienne
* Julian wonders where here is...*
"I welcome you to munchkin land . . ."
- Adrienne
"i think i've fallen into a vicious trap...lol"
- Mishmash
"Haven't we been through this, Auntie? I KNOW!"
- Caffey
"lol Caffey I forgot you're telepathic"
- NiekeWing
* Caffey listens attentively now*
- Julian
* Caffey pulls at Auntie's tongue
"ewwwwwwwwww!"
- Crazy Anne
"poaiertopauwerthawklerha;lskefuya0w[eraw3rhjaklsdcbn"
- NiekeWing
"LOL!!"
- Caffey
"pweeze gwimme bwack mwy twong"
- NiekeWing
"lol"
- Katie
"Geez, my sides hut again. Laffing does that to me. hurt, even"
- Caffey
"hut?"
- NiekeWing
"hehehehehehehe"
- Katie
"HAHAHAH"
- NiekeWing
* NiekeWing tickles Caffey*
* Caffey IS ticklish... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"woohooo"
- NiekeWing
"Nieke you're really cruel..."
- Katie
* NiekeWing takes out her feather
"here let me help you"
- Katie
"Kate why? lolol"
- NiekeWing
"Just because."
- Caffey
"you hold her down"
- NiekeWing
* KateF holds Caffey down
* NiekeWing takes of Caffey's shoes
"Geez, having fun?"
- Caffey
"go Nieke... tickle her"
- Katie
*NiekeWing hands clothes pin to Kate*
"to put on your nose"
- NiekeWing
"Shit!"
- Caffey
"ta Nieke"
- Katie
"Spilled my coffee because of you, auntie!!!"
- Caffey
* NiekeWing takes one of Caffey's feet and holds it firmly
"lol Caffey sorry *NOT*"
- NiekeWing
*tickle tickle tickle* "on your footsies"
- NiekeWing
"I'm gonna get you for that one ... I SWEAR I AM ... coffee is HOLY LIQUID"
- Caffey
* NiekeWing laffs so loud
"And it's spilled all over my keyboard, thank you ever so much."
- Caffey
"bwahahahahahahaha" *hugz* "caffey... poor keaboard"
- Katie
"Caffey, hon, don't you know it's dangerous to drink coffee while chatting in #jetc?"
- NiekeWing
"Auntie, hon, don't you know it's dangerous to chat with me if I'm caffeine deprived?"
- Caffey
"we're far away caff"
- Katie
"good one Caffey LOL but I don't care" *hugz*
- NiekeWing
"Not far enough, lemme assure you."
- Caffey
"I'm still waiting for your visit"
- Katie
* Caffey pissed now ... thank god, not pissed on...