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"Obviously, whenever Alanis Morisette sings, she gets that epileptic attack of hers."
"You're neither conscious nor awake."
"You're so stupid. If you ever had a hole in your head, all the air would be sucked in."
"Daily affirmations: As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my inner Sociopath."
"Another cup of coffee, and I'll jump to warp."
" 'Either I'm going to marry him... or kill him,' she said after a time. And then she noticed that the two weren't necessarily mutually exclusive. It made her feel a little better."
"Never attach a jet engine to anything but a jet. It always ends in bleeding."
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
"Before, we crawled around on our bellies like snakes. But now, now we will soar like eagles. Like Eagles with POGO STICKS!"
"Beer is basic food."
"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have."
"Prepositions are no words to end sentences with."
"Avoid alliteration. Always."
"No point in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway."
"Ah, to hell with it! Engage!"
"If you think you're too small to be effective, you've never been to bed with a MOSQUITO!!!"
- Caffey's brother
- Caffey's brother
- Caffey's brother to Caffey's sister
- Qex's quit message in #jetc
- Captain Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek Voyager Once Upon A Time
- Counsellor Deanna Troi, talking about Commander Riker, Star Trek The Next Generation Imzadi II, written by Peter David
- Kerry
- Nym
- Kerry
- Caffey's brother
- Caffey
- Caffey
- Caffey
- Caffey
- Caffey
- Caffey
- Caffey
-Kate Mulgrew, Late, Late Show
- Crazy Anne